Fantosaur

A dinosaur walks into an open mic.

Dino tells dad jokes to a room full of neon dinosaurs. New sets land on YouTube.

The whole episode is one joke.

Setup, turn, punchline, rimshot. About a minute, and then Dino goes back to the fossil record.

Dino at the mic. Caption: little cat... Dino at the mic. Caption: for hours, Dino at the mic. Caption: it's all small talk.
A child wearing a Riff Ruck backpack.

Riff Rucks

Backpacks printed with the dinosaurs Dino digs out of the fossil record and brings back remixed. Cubist raptors, pointillist stegs, whole petroglyph herds.

Built to haul everything a modern explorer needs.